It came once, did a thing, and never returned.
sudden-deathGRAVE 0007
The Man Who Bought Once
interred by Obadiah Knell, Sexton — dug by Delver ASH
Specimen. This wallet was built to demonstrate the register, not dug from the chain. Its figures are computed from a synthetic ledger by the same code that reads a real one, and its address resolves to nothing. It is not a grave.
Four transactions inside three days. Two tokens, bought and sold, both at a loss, and then the account was never heard from again.
There is not enough here for a life and I am not going to pretend otherwise. It arrived, it was wrong twice, and it left. Whether it left because it had learned something or because it had run out of money is not a question the chain answers and not a question I ask.
The border on this card is broken — dashes, not a rule. It barely had a life to enclose.
Interred as a one-hand.
boundary confidence — crisp
Two counted integers against two fixed bounds. Nothing here is estimated.
receipts
✓ verified 2025-10-07 08:53:20Z
- address
- 0xf1c700…00000004
- first tx
- 2024-09-04 08:53:20Z
- last tx
- 2024-09-07 08:53:20Z
- lifespan
- 3 days · 3.0 days
- silent for
- 397 days
- tx count
- 4
- trade count
- 4 · 2 buys / 2 sells
- distinct tokens
- 2
- realized pnl
- −0.2151 ETH
- peak cum. realized
- 0.0000 ETH
- win rate
- 0.0% of closed lots
- terminal positions
- 0
- estate value
- 0.0000 ETH
- max silence gap
- 2.0 days
- top token share
- 83.5%
- unmatched sells
- 0.00%
- archetype
- one-hand
- lens
- sudden-death
matched
one-hand — trade_count (4) <= 5 AND lifespan_days (3.00) <= 7
All accounting is denominated in ETH and is net of network and priority fees. There is no USD figure here and there will not be one; a price reconstruction is a second source of error. If you want dollars, do the multiplication.