The Eleven-Month Appetite

interred by Obadiah Knell, Sexton — dug by Delver ASH

Specimen. This wallet was built to demonstrate the register, not dug from the chain. Its figures are computed from a synthetic ledger by the same code that reads a real one, and its address resolves to nothing. It is not a grave.

The deceased opened the account and closed almost nothing for eleven months. Twenty-two transactions, of which twenty were purchases. I have seen this shape before and I will see it again. It is not a strategy. It is an appetite.

Twice it sold. Both times it sold at a loss, and both times it went straight back to the counter with what was left. After that it stopped selling altogether, which I note without comment, because the register records what happened and not what was meant by it.

The estate consists of three tokens nobody wants. There is no one to leave it to.

Interred as a died-holding. The border on this card is the heaviest I cut. That is not editorial; it is the archetype, and the archetype is arithmetic. The register is closed on this one.

boundary confidence — moderate

The count is exact, but it depends on the dust threshold, and the dust threshold is a judgment call. A position must clear both 0.00005 ETH and one percent of the wallet's lifetime volume to be counted. Set the bar lower and half the register dies holding an airdrop it never asked for.

receipts

✓ verified 2025-10-01 08:53:20Z

address: 0xf1c700…00000001
first tx: 2024-09-04 08:53:20Z
last tx: 2025-08-05 08:53:20Z
lifespan: 11 months · 335.0 days
silent for: 65 days
tx count: 22
trade count: 22 · 20 buys / 2 sells
distinct tokens: 5
realized pnl: −0.8055 ETH
peak cum. realized: 0.0000 ETH
win rate: 0.0% of closed lots
terminal positions: 3
estate value: +1.9200 ETH
max silence gap: 46.0 days
top token share: 24.4%
unmatched sells: 0.00%
archetype: died-holding
lens: pauper's-death

matched

died-holding — terminal_positions (3) >= 1

All accounting is denominated in ETH and is net of network and priority fees. There is no USD figure here and there will not be one; a price reconstruction is a second source of error. If you want dollars, do the multiplication.